what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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