and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
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I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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