You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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