What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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