so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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