big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
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There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
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STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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