If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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