hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
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She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
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Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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