great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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