I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
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my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
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That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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