Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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