now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
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Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
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NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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