you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
