she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
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the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
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High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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