Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
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Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
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Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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