What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
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you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
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So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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