dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
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I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
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Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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