It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
ugly people sure do ruin things
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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