sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
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We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
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alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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