i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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