You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
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I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
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She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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