kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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