YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Such a big mess for such a small penis
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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