Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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