If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
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I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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