People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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