i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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