Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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