I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
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Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
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Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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