I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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