i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
so let's talk penis.
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he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
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All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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