I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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