Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
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I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
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REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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