its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
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I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
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That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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