You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Ketchup is God's man juice
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I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
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I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.