hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
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Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
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i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
My Sexting was not on an AP level
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?