the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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