organizing the empties. That sober.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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