sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
