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say what?
wanna hang out?
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
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I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
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Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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