Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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