no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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