Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
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Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
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Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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