This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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