I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
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the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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