I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
