I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
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its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
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I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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