My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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