I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
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Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
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apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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