so that wasnt chicken after all
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
