No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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