just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
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i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
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Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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