So drunk, too bad you don't want this
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
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I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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