shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
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Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
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Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
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