I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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