This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
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By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
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idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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