I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
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he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
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Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
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This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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