Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
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i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
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He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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