Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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